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Verifying the Witnesses

       Long as we're trading funny law stories (this one is true):
       One of our attorneys was in court on a probate matter. Wealthy old guy marries some young chick, then he dies and all of the sudden a will turns up leaving the whole estate to her. His kids (who are older than the widow) challenge the will; we represent the kids.

       When you challenge a will in court you first go through the formality of verifying the witnesses. Strictly routine, ask them a couple of questions and move along to the meat of the case. First witness to the will was the hispanic gardener:

Q: So you saw "Mr. Smith" sign the will?
A: No, sir.
Q: Oh.... O.K., well can you read for us the first paragraph on page 1 there?
A: No, sir, I don't read English very well.
Q: [puzzled]: Well, if you didn't see him sign it and you can't read it, why did you sign it as a witness?
A: [points at widow] She brought it to me and said if I didn't sign it she'd have me deported.
 
       Our attorney, a bit stunned by this, looks at the judge. The judge, fighting back a wry smile, nods knowingly, picks up his gavel and says "I think we're done here. The will is invalidated, plaintiff's motion is granted. [GAVEL BANGS]"
 
       Easiest litigation win we've ever had.   J

March 2, 2001   by Anonymous Law Firm Employee

 
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